Chocolate Mouse

Creme eggs are just great – probably the only chocolate I like from cadbury.

But as easter finishes, they disappear!  I’m not sure if I should go out and buy a whole box…frightened I’ll eat them in a binge weekend lol.

It’s ridiculous.  M&S have brought some crazy level of tastiness to some of their range.  That is the type of stuff avid cooks like myself spend hours preparing and still don’t get it consistent.

I’m talking about beef or chicken gravy and mashed potatoes.  Two things that M&S do which rock my taste buds and are very simply to prepare.  Yet don’t have additives or make you feel tired after eating.

Proceeding to the quality of fish and beef, I am amazed that they are truly the best fishmonger or butcher you could wish for.  Steaks are properly hung.  Fish is fresh like it should be and not frozen like other supermarkets.

Then there’s their bakery – muffins and pastries which are STREETS ahead of the competition. 

Top it off with the well selected tinned range such as beef curry and you would be hard pressed to fault M&S - their food is prepared, it’s fast, it tastes great – it has no additives and is of a higher standard than any grocers.

Needless to say I drop £20-50 every week on M&S – perfect scallops and sea bass…mmmm…

Since the EU legislation….UK seems to have increased it’s cocoa solids in chocolate.  As a result it tastes sooo much better.

Addicted to Galaxy and Lindt cream eggs, I’m going to have to slow down fast….!

Have visited some dog homes recently to look at taking a dog.

 It’s a sad site, some dogs are barking so badly that their voices are going.  There was one labrador which sadly had this problem – and it looked like a full pedigree so why the owner ditched it I don’t know.

Typical chavs were there who already had a dog they couldn’t really control and young children/babies.  Just ridiculous.

We spotted one I named Scamp and the wife named Patch.  But it was already taken.

Ho hum…there is one more home to see in the area before we can decide.

Actually a spider.  It fell on the missus, a smallish one but she freaked and burst into tears.

I actually quite like spiders…without spiders we’d all be dead as all the insects would eat the crops.

 Spiders generally are afraid of us more than them.   Unlike wasps or bees, they don’t sting and are quite harmless really.

Looks like Glasgow got hit with some terrorists in a burning car.

No one injured except some pakis carrying out the attack.

The best thing about this event is the worker from Glasgow airport giving his report - lol it’s hilarious

Yup, the wee mouse is here….that’s me, CHOCOLATE MOUSE.

Can you think of a cuter metaphor for me?  Cute, tasty, harmless….except for my high fat and sugar content….ah well we can’t be all perfect.

This virtual piece of paper will be my workspace for insanity and ramblings for the future…..enjoy the Chocolate Mouse and his mental excretions…